Just as she did, allow me to thumb my nose at convention and professionalism.
Ladies and gentleman (or -men? Maybe?), I present to you Malcolm and Briscoe. Also known as "dopey attention whore" and "sullen, moody teenager."

Why dandelions aren't weeds, why more yard equals more work, and other daydreams of a North Portland woman who would rather be sitting on the patio than installing it.